REVIEWS

“A romantic comedy about a sponge monster and his love for water.” – Water Weekly

“Perfect 9 out of 13 gallons!” – UpDump.me Reviewer

“I tossed my book into the kitchen sink with the water running and nothing happened.” – Person With a Ruined Book

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“Carl is the coolest bro in the story!” – Totally Not Carl

“Needs more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” – Shouty McShouterton

“I wonder what’s below this review?” – Person Scrolling Down

“I didn’t need to see that.” – Person Quickly Scrolling Back Up

“Yuck! It smells like spongy meatloaf down here!” – Negative Reviewer